This week just keeps plodding along, one slow step after another. I'm doing lots of driving to Denver as my daughter's last five days at work wind to a close. The other grandma has bronchitis for the second time in a month and can't help out. Steve is sick again for the second time in a month, too. It seems worse this time. My cure would be to lay in the sun on a sugar-sand beach for a couple hours a day, watch the sun rise and the sun set, eat fresh and tasty food, read, then take a nap every day. Watch the stars circle the night sky. When was the last time you ever did that? Even if you were dying, you'd just have to feel better.
I was sending a gift to my niece who is expecting her first child. I picked out a couple of things on Amazon then decided to add a tube of Boudreaux's Butt Paste. It's a good product for diaper rash, and it doesn't have a stinky smell. A page of various diaper creams came up. I was scrolling down the page when I came to a product called "Anal Brightening Cream". Totally distracted me from the mission at hand.
I looked it up again this morning to be sure of the facts. (I hope I remember to clear the computer's history) It has natural ingredients and costs a mere $34.97. I couldn't find any information about the size of the tube, and the reviews were mixed.
We watched a Japanese movie the other night, and the best line in the entire movie was, "His anus must be missing a crease". Why, in god's name, would anyone believe they need to brighten something like that? So they won't misplace it in the dark?
When I become curious about weird shit, I tell myself I can work it into a story someday. Probably not this time.
I was sending a gift to my niece who is expecting her first child. I picked out a couple of things on Amazon then decided to add a tube of Boudreaux's Butt Paste. It's a good product for diaper rash, and it doesn't have a stinky smell. A page of various diaper creams came up. I was scrolling down the page when I came to a product called "Anal Brightening Cream". Totally distracted me from the mission at hand.
I looked it up again this morning to be sure of the facts. (I hope I remember to clear the computer's history) It has natural ingredients and costs a mere $34.97. I couldn't find any information about the size of the tube, and the reviews were mixed.
We watched a Japanese movie the other night, and the best line in the entire movie was, "His anus must be missing a crease". Why, in god's name, would anyone believe they need to brighten something like that? So they won't misplace it in the dark?
When I become curious about weird shit, I tell myself I can work it into a story someday. Probably not this time.
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