I have some things to write about. (and it's cheaper than therapy) Some ideas circling my brain like tiny fruit flies:
- How I learned about fundamentalism when I was 16 and broke out a pack of cards and started playing solitaire at my Grandma's house.
- The time I was three and my other grandma asked me to pick out my favorite chicken out in her yard. I did. She let me pet it then carried it over to a tree stump and chopped off its head with an ax. The headless hen flew above our heads before plummeting to the ground at my feet.
- We had a little farm in Ohio when the kids were young. There were dairy goats, horses, a dog, and cats. It's a good thing my grandma prepared me for headless chickens because the owls ate the heads off of our chickens until there were only a few left.
- The trauma of being a bridesmaid. I had no idea you had to buy your own dress and the story goes downhill from there.
- I've been to Singapore and Japan. Both countries were a treat after living in Bahrain. I came down with the mumps the day after I got back to California.
- I was in high school art class with one of the girls murdered by the Zodiac killer.
- We moved to Italy. My first day there, a pervert cornered me in a doorway and pulled out his penis for me to admire. (it was unimpressive)
- I was 11 the day our backyard pool was finished. My father got drunk and threw me in the deep end so I'd learn to swim. I sat at the bottom of 8 feet of water like a rock. Luckily, one neighbor was slightly less drunk and finally managed to pull me out. I also almost drowned in Lake Berryessa. This might explain my love of boats. Better to be in a boat than in the water.
- We went sailing in Greece with our kids. Best vacation ever. They probably don't remember it that way but it was awesome.
- I read a bunch and would love to bore people with my opinions on books. Please don't send me your perspective on said books because this blog is not democratic and I won't change my opinion anyway.
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